Don't Frondle the Palms
LIMITED EDITION: NOT YOUR GRANDMA'S COUCH
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you‰۪reåÊblooming into peak conditioningåÊoråÊcruising vintage shops for the perfect floral attire.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THE BEST PUNS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN
Don‰۪t Frondle the Palms are stylish blue palm print sunnies with mirrored blue lenses. You may also have noticed, it‰۪s a pretty genius pun. You see, a frond is the leaflike part of a palm, and you know what the word fondle means. So...we made a funny! Hahahahah! Get it? What? It‰۪s a dad joke? Pshhhh. It‰۪s not a dad joke. Ok fine. So maybe it IS a dad joke. But dad‰۪s are punny! Whoops. Funny. Whatever. Just enjoy the pretty sunglasses if you don‰۪t like the joke, okay?